Just a question
@Jon....
If I moved there with my considerable girth (or as Sears used to put it when I was a kid - "Huskiness") would I be considered a turkey rather than an adopted Kiwi?
I told you before, I do have SOME special talents:
- Whenever a glue bucket is opened within 10 feet (3 meters roughly for @Mark Brown ) I WILL get glue on me somewhere. I don't even have to get any closer. It just happens like magic.
- Whenever I have to wear a hard hat and install a floor, it will fall off my fat round head at least 150 times per day.
- Whenever I think my welder or welding tip is sufficiently cool I will touch it and burn myself. Every time.
- I will cut myself and use roughly 10 tubes of Super Glue to stem the flow of blood while finishing the job.
- Whenever I adjust my pin in my scriber it will fall out and I will spend the next 20 minutes trying to figure out where it went.
- When I can't find said pin, I will remember that I have a lifetime supply of them because they only sell them in packages of 50 in my tool box.
- I will spend an hour looking for them in said tool box, find them, adjust the scriber to almost just right and then make one last "tweak" and the pin will fall out again.
- Whenever I put my knife anywhere but in my pouch I will immediately be unable to find it for at least 5 minutes.
- Whenever I put my knife IN my pouch I will continue to look for it every where but in my pouch.
- My glasses will steam up and I will be unable to see what I'm doing if it's too hot.
- My glasses will steam up and I will be unable to see what I'm doing if it's too cold.
- When I finish installing something I will immediately notice a small problem that should take 5 minutes to fix and spend at least an hour fixing it.
- I will consistently bring 5 tool boxes worth of tools with me and unload them only to use 4 tools out of 1 box.
- Whenever I mix floor patch I will get it somewhere that defies logic or explanation. e.g. the ceiling....on a window....one time my eyebrow, etc.
- Whenever I inspect a piece of removed glued down flooring I will either kneel or step on the removed piece or the hole within 5 minutes of removing said piece of flooring.
So....who do I talk to in immigration?
Stay safe my friend. I'm sure the NZ travel industry has sustained a huge downturn without you moving around. Especially the cruise ships.