Thought of the day .

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Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

I was diagnosed with antisocial behavior disorder, so I joined a support group. We never meet.

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1. Don't educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know
the value of things not the price

2. Best awarded words in London ...
"Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to
eat medicines as your food"

3. The One who loves you will never leave you
because even if there are 100 reasons to give up
they will find one reason to hold on.

4. There is a big difference between a human being
and being human.
Only a few really understand it.

5. You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between, You have to manage...!

If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone..!
But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together..!!

Good stuff.

As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize
that wearing a $300. or $30.00 watch, they both tell the same time...
Whether we carry a $300 or $30.00 wallet/handbag,
the amount of money inside is the same;


Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq.m. the loneliness is the same.
Hopefully, one day you will realize, your true inner happiness does not come
from the material things of this world.


Whether you fly first or economy class, if the plane goes down,
you go down with it...


Therefore..I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends,
brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with,
talk about north-south-east-west or heaven & earth, .... That is true happiness!!

Life's a bitch and then you die......feel better now?

"I know not what weapons world war 3 will be fought with but I know world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones"----Albert einstein

mustache

Okay, that's funny.

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happy

Never been superstitious. I even forgot it was the 13th. 3 1/3 hours left. So far, so good.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.



3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.



4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.



5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.



6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.



7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.



8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.



9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.



10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.



11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.



12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.



13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.



14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.



15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken

Here's something to try if you're bored and have nothing better to do.

Leave your trash out by the bins wrapped like this..

I'll pass.

Devil hates a coward ..

I'd love to see the look on the face of the refuse collectors!