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Next time I see a local "NO LNG" or a "save the earth" group of protesters on a street corner, I need to have a sign like that then scramble into the mix so they look even more like idiots.
"no LNG" is a local issue protesting a new multi billion dollar natural gas export terminal on our bay. The idiots think we will blow up or clams might get killed during the pipe drilling process.
Idiots around here protest every new job opportunity that come here.
We have dropped from the worlds largest lumber shipping port in the 1960' s, to having just two lumber mills and a plywood mills.................. plus two wood chip terminals that sell wood chips to China.
 
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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened it's mouth waiting below to swallow them both.

As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast, he cried out, "Oh, God! Help me!"

Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in mid-air a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

"Well," said God, "now that you are a believer, you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?"

The atheist thinks for a minute then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also."

God replies, "So be it."

The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided..."
 
There was a parody account of AOC that kept posting such ridiculous stuff that people believed was actually from her & elicited death threats. Like, I seriously saw grown men saying they wanted to shoot her over opinions she never expressed after they showed screenshots of the parody account. Then they called me a "commie" for pointing out that it was a parody account. Said it really didn't matter whether or not she actually said it bc she would probably think it & was a "liberal c**t" who should die. I get disagreeing with someone & thinking they shouldn't be in office, but the death wishes are extreme.
 
There are crazy people out there on all sides. They aren't worth the air time. Comments from one idiot are brought only up to paint one political side the same color. Ignore the random crazy people comments.
 
True, but I'm starting to see more & more of the crazy people because I think they are being desensitized to the hatred/violence & are starting to be radicalized to think it's OK. I saw a bunch of Democrats thinking it was great that someone allegedly spit on Erik Trump. He wasn't hurt, but I personally don't think that is funny or good.
 
That was pretty disgusting. It's one thing to disagree with a person or his politics, but spitting on someone, or as in Jesse Jackson's case, spitting on white peoples meals when he worked at a restaurant...............................
That just isn't right no matter the circumstances.
 
I agree! And I forgot this was the jokes thread. LOL.
Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked. :p
 

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