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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
 
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LOL! Squirrel Helper reminds me of the time my class took a field trip to DC & the White House. There were squirrels on the lawn & while we were standing outside the security checkpoint to be let in for the tour, we started calling to them & saying "Here gumbo gumbo gumbo".
 
I never understood why someone would ask "Does this make my butt look big" LOL. But then, I never cared. A lot of the stereotypical female tropes just boggle me. I mean, I've met women who act like that, but it has never made sense to me.
 
Aside from the sex tape, the only reason they are famous is bc they have links to the Armenian mob- "allegedly".
 

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