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Rusty, yes, he was one of OJ's lawyers. But the family themselves did not become famous until the sex tape.

Daris, I would not be the least bit surprised if the mother is the one who posted stuff. She really seems to exploit her family. It's also a sad comment on our society when people like them have their own TV show & are viewed as role models. It's not that I think they are all bad people, but they aren't exactly the best & brightest. One of the reasons I like the show Dirty Jobs is because it features people who work hard, do jobs many people don't appreciate, & many are very innovative. They are far better role models, IMO.

As an aside, I saw a video online of traffic being stopped somewhere bc of two camels sitting in the middle of the road mating. The comments about "speed humps" & various other puns were hilarious.
 
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I think if I ever did a sex tape, people would pay to NOT see it. :p But it would never happen bc I give zero F---s.

Some of my cats will not come when called by name. Some will come almost every time, and then some make me sing "The Last Rose of Summer" in the highest pitch I can manage until they can't take it anymore and rush over to me yowling at me to stop. My orange buddy Rupert almost always comes when I call him. He can be outside & if he hears me, he'll come running.
 

We have Bella and as she is deaf I had to teach her who to lip read Even though she is deaf she sure can get her message across.
She has wrecked the house by running along the hall way flying up the door frame then coming down with her claws out
Here she is with one of her pin cushion toys which she pulls the pins and needles out and carries around the house
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It was actually a carpet layer with a lot of help over time with the cat pulling bits of carpet out
Also the carpet was laid in another house until a painter kicked over a paint tin Lino layers cant afford new carpet and cruises its one all the other
When I get the carpet replaced I will give you a shout :)
 
It was actually a carpet layer with a lot of help over time with the cat pulling bits of carpet out
Also the carpet was laid in another house until a painter kicked over a paint tin Lino layers cant afford new carpet and cruises its one all the other
When I get the carpet replaced I will give you a shout :)
You do that along with a ticket. For you I'd even install it for free as I don't understand your pretty money.
 
Bella is a beautiful kitty! I've heard that white cats are more prone to being deaf. Funny how cats will ignore toys you buy for them, but decide they like other household items. My cat Sara used to play with bottle caps, miniature teacups (much to Mom's chagrin), & plastic bags. She would get inside the plastic bags & use them as shields & slide across the floor toward people (or her sister, Miko) and then swat at them while covered by the bag. It was pretty funny. She also played fetch. She'd bring a mini teacup or a bottle cap over & plop it on the floor in front of me. Then she'd bat my ankle & meow until I threw it for her. She'd chase after it & bring it right back.
 
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled,

"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"
 
So, the guy apparently killed himself. That makes him the hero. But he killed the guy who killed him so that makes him the villain as well.
 

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