31 to 20

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31 wins every time.
http://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/2018/01/17/fisherman-who-jumped-into-river-to-avoid-oncoming-motorboat-sues-helmsman.html

But Larsen denies the allegations and told investigators he couldn’t see over the dash of his boat because he was sitting down.

.................But officer, I couldn't see out my windshield because I was digging for change in the back seat.
Yup, that's what I'd tell em so my accident doesn't seem so stupid.

 

[Jon]

31 wins every time.
http://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/2018/01/17/fisherman-who-jumped-into-river-to-avoid-oncoming-motorboat-sues-helmsman.html



.................But officer, I couldn't see out my windshield because I was digging for change in the back seat.
Yup, that's what I'd tell em so my accident doesn't seem so stupid.

That made the news here

 

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Even on a wide river like the Columbia....... don't ya think at full throttle it might be a good idea to watch what's ahead of ya? Sheesh. Good thing they didn't run into a 1200' long cargo ship.
....because 1200' wins every time.

 

[Ernesto]

This is where a .50 cal wins.

 

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This is where a .50 cal wins.

An RPG would make the boat smaller, faster.