To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me...oh, crap...I'll see you on the bus.
Well, I see Nick and Rusty, but where the hell am I? Must have been in the bathroom changing my Depends?
Let me know where ya'll end up and the bus number. I still got a couple of years and don't want to be left all alone here.