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DarisMulkin

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Subject: Fwd: CLOSE SHAVE
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>>> An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but
>>> he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his
>>> cheeks are wrinkled from age.
>>>
>>> The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and
>>> tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
>>>
>>> When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the
>>> cleanest shave he's had in years.
>>>
>>> But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed
>>> that little ball.
>>>
>>> The barber replied, "Oh, just bring it back in a couple of days like
>>> the other guys do."
>>>
>>>


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