yummymummy
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I thought you all might like a little joke.....
Why are husbands like hardwood flooring.......
Why are husbands like hardwood flooring.......
Flooring Joke
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OK I'll bite why are they?
Daris
Daris
yummymummy
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Why are husbands like hardwood flooring?
If you lay them correctly the first time, you can walk all over them......
If you lay them correctly the first time, you can walk all over them......
Amen to that!!
Here is one for you:
A flooring company is swamped with work and needs to add on more people. So he decides to call a temp agency and take what he can get. They tell him all they have is a gynecologist whose hospital closed and is out of work. He said what the heck I'll take him.
Well the next morning he calls the temp agency back and asks if they had anymore of those gynecologists. He says the one they sent the day before was great. He tells them when they went to the job that the homeowners weren't home and the door was locked. Then he says "you know that gynecologist laid that whole house full of carpet through the keyhole in the door."
Daris
Here is one for you:
A flooring company is swamped with work and needs to add on more people. So he decides to call a temp agency and take what he can get. They tell him all they have is a gynecologist whose hospital closed and is out of work. He said what the heck I'll take him.
Well the next morning he calls the temp agency back and asks if they had anymore of those gynecologists. He says the one they sent the day before was great. He tells them when they went to the job that the homeowners weren't home and the door was locked. Then he says "you know that gynecologist laid that whole house full of carpet through the keyhole in the door."
Daris
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yummymummy
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That is a funny one.
