Discussion in 'The Bucket' started by Floorist, Jul 29, 2018.
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain
“I’m so happy, I just shit up my back”
I'm thinkin' Moe, ....but nothings happening.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.
That's the good thing about being president, I can do whatever I want.
I could shoot someone on 5th avenue and no one would do anything to me. (paraphrasing)
You put my Money to sleep, Now you're going to wake it up ..
If con is the opposite of pro
then is Congress
the opposite of progress?
Don't worry about getting older, you will still do dumb stuff, ........just slower.
spotted on a billboard ad for a law office :
“Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”
Typical lawyer stuff.
I have two speeds. Slow,
.........and you're not gonna like the other one.
“You can get much further with a kind word and a gun then you can with a kind word alone” ~ Al Capone
“Judges, lawyers and politicians have a license to steal. We don’t need one.” ~ Carlo Gambino
I work so my dog can have a better life.
You can't tell me what to do, you are not my dog.
When you get angry, take a deep breath then count to ten.
.....throw a punch at eight, because nobody expects that.
Separate names with a comma.