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They both should especialy the kid with all the tubing, They guy doing it is in it for the money.
Imagine the kid changing his mind in a couple years. 😖
What a waste of a life. Only the few people that look like him would like it. Most people would cross the street to avoid walking past that.
 
Love this guy an his bluntness. His language is rough, but his message is dead on correct. He's politically incorrect, but that's probably why I like him.
 
A 65 y.o senior citizen goes for his annual physical.
Doctor: Mr. Jackson, all your test results are very promising. You must have good genes. How old was your father when he, you know, when he...
Jackson: What makes you think he died? he is still living and just had his 88th birthday.
Doc: That's what I mean, how old was your grandfather...
Jackson: What makes you think he died? He is alive and well at 110, and as a matter of fact he will soon marry his 29 y.o fiancee.
Doc: Well, why would he want to marry such a young woman?
Jackson: Who said he wants to?
 

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