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  1. Aug 10, 2018 at 5:46 AM #1421

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    My father was in the store one day & saw a woman who looked familiar. She said "Hi" to him & he wasn't sure who she was. Then she said her name and he remembered & said "Oh! I didn't recognize you with clothes on!" (she was a kid's swimming instructor). The clerk at the checkout choked and the woman blushed.
     
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    Both of my parents wanted a wrap-around porch. LOL.

    ROTFL about the bacon cooking note.
     
  5. Aug 13, 2018 at 6:49 PM #1425

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    First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
    The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

    The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,
    "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
     
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