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Instead of the offensive term, use the politically correct term below:
Fat ---------- Girth Endowed
Skinny ------ Caloric Deprived
Short -------- Vertically Challenged
Crazy -------- Mentally Deficient
Stupid -------- IQ Impaired
Ugly ---------- Visually Unappealing
Clumsy ------- Lacking Dexterity
Rude -------- Bereft of Social Consideration
 
Is anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us.
We leave early Saturday, Aug. 19 from Knoxville and will fly to Daytona Beach Florida. Once there, we will have breakfast and then on to a yacht for lunch.
Then, we’ll do a flight along the coast to Key West where we will have dinner, then fly back home.
If interested please pm me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and a yacht, otherwise we can't go...
 
Once in my early 20s I was smoking dope with some of the boys after work. I remember having the giggles like a school girl. I went to take a leak but still had the giggles.

One of the boys hollers in, what the hell are you laughing at??? Then my other buddy goes " I don't know what the hell you're laughing at, but the joke is in your freaking hand". 😂

One of the finest burns one could make to a friend.
 

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