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Runaway boy
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father.

He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced: “I’m running away from home!”

The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically.

“What if you get hungry?” he asked.

“Then I’ll come home and eat”, the child bravely declared.

“And what if you run out of money?”, inquired the father.

“I will come home and get some”, replied the child.

The man then made a final attempt: “What if your clothes get dirty?”

“Then I’ll come home and let mommy wash them”, was the reply.

The man shook his head and exclaimed: “This kid is not running away from home; he’s just going off to college!”
 
Runaway boy
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father.

He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced: “I’m running away from home!”

The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically.

“What if you get hungry?” he asked.

“Then I’ll come home and eat”, the child bravely declared.

“And what if you run out of money?”, inquired the father.

“I will come home and get some”, replied the child.

The man then made a final attempt: “What if your clothes get dirty?”

“Then I’ll come home and let mommy wash them”, was the reply.

The man shook his head and exclaimed: “This kid is not running away from home; he’s just going off to college!”

When I was young I remember telling my mom I was gonna run away. She replied with ‘Good, I’ll help you pack’. Talk about taking the wind outta your sail.
 
-Talking Baby


A baby was born with the ability to talk.


The first thing he said when he was born was, "Are you my mom?"


"Why, yes!" his mother said. "I am!"


"Well," the baby said, "I wanted to thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born."

Then he looks around the room and says, "Are you my doctor?"


"Yes, I am!" says the doctor.


"Well, I just wanted to thank you," says the baby, "for taking such good care of me during the delivery."


"You're very welcome," says the doctor.
The baby looks around the room and says, "Hey, are you my father?"


Overcome with pride, his dad says, "Yes, I am!"


The baby says, "Come here for a minute. I want to show you something. Bend down."


The father complies, and the baby starts poking him in the forehead.

"How does that feel?! Hurts, doesn't it?"
 

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