Zannej...... that's funny on many levels. 
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Is that pronounced Celtic, like Boston Celtics, or Keltic?
Nick
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Jon will like that ..
I'd watch Celtic dancers skating on thin ice.
They also did The Sound of Silence and for Lord of the Rings fans, they did The Misty Mountains.
I really wish they'd had a longer version of the Misty Mountains in the Hobbit movie. Apparently Tolkein wrote about 22 verses in the books.
I really wish they'd had a longer version of the Misty Mountains in the Hobbit movie. Apparently Tolkein wrote about 22 verses in the books.
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Nick
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In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, combined with an abundance of green, yellow and red vegetables. He did this so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Whip and Ice Cream. And Satan said: "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said "Yes!" And Woman said: "I'll have one too... with sprinkles". And lo and behold, they gained 10 pounds.
And so God created the healthful yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
So God said: "Try my fresh green garden salad". And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said: "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them". And Satan brought forth deep-fried squid rings, butter-dipped lobster chunks, and fried chicken so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol sharply increased.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin, sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man packed on more pounds.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan introduced cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretchy lycra jogging suits.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Satan said: "You want fries with that?" And Man replied: "Yes! And super-size them!" And Satan said "It is good". And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed... and created quadruple by-pass surgery. Satan chuckled and created the public health system.
Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Whip and Ice Cream. And Satan said: "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said "Yes!" And Woman said: "I'll have one too... with sprinkles". And lo and behold, they gained 10 pounds.
And so God created the healthful yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
So God said: "Try my fresh green garden salad". And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said: "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them". And Satan brought forth deep-fried squid rings, butter-dipped lobster chunks, and fried chicken so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol sharply increased.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin, sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man packed on more pounds.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan introduced cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretchy lycra jogging suits.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Satan said: "You want fries with that?" And Man replied: "Yes! And super-size them!" And Satan said "It is good". And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed... and created quadruple by-pass surgery. Satan chuckled and created the public health system.
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This is pretty cool. It shows how people took boring/blank buildings and painted really cool murals on them that look almost like photos in some cases.
http://themindcircle.com/before-after-street-art-boring-wall-transformation/
http://themindcircle.com/before-after-street-art-boring-wall-transformation/
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Nick
In Remembrance
Have to agree with you there ..
That's why I put a soft foam cover over the ball on my Expedition. I was forever bruising my shins. Foam cover was awesome, never hurt myself on it. My brother-in-law tested it out by banging his shin into it a few times and saying "Hey! It works!". Unfortunately it was black and at night some idjit rammed into the hitch, busted up the front of her car, and broke the foam cover. No damage to our vehicle. We replaced the cover and I put reflective tape on it.
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ozark
Nick
In Remembrance
.... Lol
