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  1. Jul 26, 2018 #961

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    Zuckerberg illegally sold people's info without their knowledge. He only got away with things when he testified before Congress because the congress members had no idea how the technology works. They should have brought in people from the intel community or at least people with knowledge of technology as proxies to ask the questions. He deserves to lose $.
    If Facebook shuts down, I would miss it, but other forms of social media and communication will be developed.
     
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    Went to Nieces Wedding Friday .. Moose my hair wet .. Looks like I'm bald .. Piano.jpg

    Two Brothers in Photo .. Can you tell i played Golf the day before in 100 degree heat .. LOL
     
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    Mafioso?
     
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    Nice photo! Your pants match the color palette of the room. Middle bro looks like he was in the military (at least from those tattoos & his posture-- I could be wrong). One on the right looks like he's at a funeral. Nice suit though. Hope the wedding went well.
     
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    Middle Brother was with the 101st for 3 years in Nam..
     
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    Which one is Guido?
     
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    You must like concrete shoes. Actually, I think one was Mario.
     
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    Chinese company that makes clocks.....SHINFUKU......seriously
     
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    I apologize if this one was already posted. Found it on Facebook.

    Grandpa The Gambler

    The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

    The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

    "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?"

    The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

    Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

    The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."

    Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

    Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

    Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

    The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

    "Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

    The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

    Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he ends up urinating all over the auditor's desk.

    The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

    "Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

    "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!"
     
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