- Apr 23, 2021
- In the boonies
I'm same as you, can't remember the last time I went to McDonald's.
Wendy's and Burger King a few times in the last year. Their little bacon cheeseburgers are about the size of sliders but they're good enough to cure the munchies when you're in need.
The food has always been crap and we knew it but it was CHEAP crap, not anymore. Those square burgers you like used to be $0.99. For $3 you could get a burger, a fry and a frosty. That’s a good deal for cheap food, for $20 I coulda gone to the Mexican restaurant across the street and had a sit down dinner with a beer.
I will admit I did enjoy the Big Mac though, haven’t had one of them in ages. Nuggets are nuggets, they’ll make a turd just as well as anything else.
I used to do the Egg McMuffin breakfast meal cus it was $5 and they put the creamer in the coffee for you. Yes, I’ve thrown many a hash brown out the window because they were soggy. How do you F up a hash brown, it’s McDonald’s for cryin out loud. They have that shit down to a science. 350? degrees for X amount of time in a deep fryer and you get a crispy hash brown EVERY SINGLE TIME. Or at least that’s how it’s supposed to be but that’s what you get for $5 and I try not to sweat anything under $5.
That same $5 breakfast meal is $10 in Scottsdale. That was the straw that broke the camels back cus now I’m gettin pissed. For $10 I want that hash brown and I want it to be crispy.
Now you know why we cooked our own lunch a lot at work, cus I can make soggy hash browns for free!