A flooring company is swamped with work and needs to add on more people. So he decides to call a temp agency and take what he can get. They tell him all they have is a gynecologist whose hospital closed and is out of work. He said what the heck I'll take him.
Well the next morning he calls the temp agency back and asks if they had anymore of those gynecologists. He says the one they sent the day before was great. He tells them when they went to the job that the homeowners weren't home and the door was locked. Then he says "you know that gynecologist laid that whole house full of carpet through the keyhole in the door."