Male Logic

[Darol Wester]

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE.


PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERED QUITE SIMPLY.


BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS AFTER ANSWERING ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM.

I BET (wish) THIS HAPPENS(d) MORE OFTEN THAN NOT TO MOST HUSBANDS OUT THERE:



WOMAN: DO YOU DRINK BEER?

MAN: YES

WOMAN: HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?

MAN: USUALLY ABOUT THREE

WOMAN: HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?

MAN: $5.00 WHICH INCLUDES A TIP (THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY!)

WOMAN: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

MAN: ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE

WOMAN: SO A BEER COSTS $5 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR

SPENDING EACH MONTH AT $450. IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY

$5400 CORRECT?

MAN: CORRECT

WOMAN: IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND $5400, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION, THE

PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT $108,000 CORRECT?

MAN: CORRECT

WOMAN: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN’T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY

COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT
,
AND AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, YOU

COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?


MAN: DO YOU DRINK BEER?

WOMAN: NO.

MAN: WHERE IS YOUR AIRPLANE?

 

[highup]

Wish I could think that fast.
Watcha been doin' ya old geezer? Waitin' for the roads to clear?

 

[Darol Wester]

I've lived here for 47 years and have never seen such a dry winter. I'll bet we haven't gotten 3 inches of rain yet, let alone snow. It could turn into one of the worst fire years ever if this keeps up. I've wore a Tshirt most every day this winter so far.
Heading to Brookings next weekend for a few days. Usually to get out of the snow.

 

[highup]

I've lived here for 47 years and have never seen such a dry winter. I'll bet we haven't gotten 3 inches of rain yet, let alone snow. It could turn into one of the worst fire years ever if this keeps up. I've wore a Tshirt most every day this winter so far.
Heading to Brookings next weekend for a few days. Usually to get out of the snow.

Pretty lazy winter here too. Is there anything left to burn?