Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer."
Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer."
Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
