Jokes

Everyone knows the joke about the parakeet, and the cigarettes right? I have never meet a flooring professional who didn't know it! Just wondering if it was local to the region .

Zsny988 said:

Everyone knows the joke about the parakeet, and the cigarettes right? I have never meet a flooring professional who didn't know it! Just wondering if it was local to the region .

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We invented that story down here in New Zealand and let you guys use it But it was a budgie

Never heard it .

Jon said:

We invented that story down here in New Zealand and let you guys use it But it was a budgie

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I don't know how you people in NZ come up with some of the weirdest names for things. Now how does budgie fit to what everyone knows is a parakeet?


Daris

DarisMulkin said:

I don't know how you people in NZ come up with some of the weirdest names for things. Now how does budgie fit to what everyone knows is a parakeet?


Daris

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When we invented the story it was a budgie and you guys changed it to a parakeet probably because you have more parakeets living inside where as we have budgies in cages which live inside and the parakeets we have live outside

Zsny988 said:

Everyone knows the joke about the parakeet, and the cigarettes right? I have never meet a flooring professional who didn't know it! Just wondering if it was local to the region .

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Nick said:

Never heard it .

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Nick only knows jokes about cigarettes and dogs that pee on new carpet.

I had a lady's cat crap on the carpet right before we stretched it in. She asked us to remove the stain.. That is no joke.. Think I have a picture somewhere I'll have to post !

An old floor joke