Paraprosdokians

[Nick]

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is
surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

Where there is a will, I want to be in it!

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong!

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public!

 

[highup]

If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.