I have decided to retract my previous statement in light of the fact that I do not want to argue about it and therefore it would be best if I just stay mum on the topic.
Imma stick to jokes
Imma stick to jokes
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Daris is was mentioned on our news the other day that the flue cases had dropped right off, I think they said no deaths
Its funny I saw this the other day
https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/prog...fluenza-in-nz-as-numbers-drop-due-to-lockdown
https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/prog...fluenza-in-nz-as-numbers-drop-due-to-lockdown
In the US, many people think that flu cases were called covid. The more covid cases they had, the more money hospitals got. One LA doctor said that he was ordered to write covid as the cause of death on all deaths.
One of the major causes of death is hospitals. They estimate that 700,000 people die each year because of hospital mistakes.
Source please.
I've only flown twice in my life. 110 1973 in a plane at the high school built. 
The second time I believe I was about 14 years old, possibly 12?
My sister and I flew from San Francisco to Coos Bay Oregon on Hughes air West, aka: the big banana.
At the airport in San Francisco I spied the Hughes airwest Jets. They were so small and being painted yellow, they look like taxi cabs to get you to the real yet.
...... sorry. Daris, you're asking about the flew. I done flew, and I'm alive to talk about it.
The second time I believe I was about 14 years old, possibly 12?
My sister and I flew from San Francisco to Coos Bay Oregon on Hughes air West, aka: the big banana.
At the airport in San Francisco I spied the Hughes airwest Jets. They were so small and being painted yellow, they look like taxi cabs to get you to the real yet.
...... sorry. Daris, you're asking about the flew. I done flew, and I'm alive to talk about it.
That was reported by more than one doctor that I listened to on 'hate' radio. They said that they were required to, if the person had covid, that it was to be listed as the cause of death if someone had died from other things, such as a heart attack.
Follow the $$$$$$$
Wait a minute, this is supposed to be the jokes section. 
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.” ;
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re
asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you
really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is.....
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.” ;
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re
asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you
really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is.....
Please tell me where that house is. I want to be sure I never perform any work in that house.
This seemed more fitting than politics. He has a pretty good sense of humor.
I always thought I would like to drink a beer with Dubya.
Jay Leno did a show with him. he's about us down to earth as you get I really like the guy, both him and Laura.
