Jokes

[highup]

I just stay home and listen to the fireworks on the bay. I'm only 14,574 feet away from where they launch them. It's not overly noisy unless the wind is blowing straight towards me. I can watch a little brightness appear off in the horizon and then count a few seconds so I will know if it was a good one.
.........see what happens when you get old

 

[DarisMulkin]

Here is a bed for the gals.

 

[Tile Tom]

Here is a bed for the gals.
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So that’s where the term “woody” came from.

 

[DarisMulkin]

So that’s where the term “woody” came from.

could be

 

[highup]

Here is a bed for the gals.
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Did you make it?

 

[highup]

Please tell me he didn't get fired

 

[DarisMulkin]

Did you make it?

i was going to but I couldn't get past that thing sticking up in the air as I haven't seen anything like that in years didn't remember what it was or what it was used for.

 

[C.J.]

i was going to but I couldn't get past that thing sticking up in the air as I haven't seen anything like that in years didn't remember what it was or what it was used for.

You’re supposed to break it off and throw it at someone.

 

[Tile Tom]

You’re supposed to break it off and throw it at someone.

Yeah, you chase the wife around with it.

 

[DarisMulkin]

Yeah, you chase the wife around with it.

But the question is, do you catch her or just chase her?

 

[highup]

But the question is, do you catch her or just chase her?

Catch her.
....but in your case, just chase.

 

[DarisMulkin]

Catch her.
....but in your case, just chase.

Can't even do that anymore.

 

[DarisMulkin]

 

[C.J.]

Bonus hole?? More like a black hole that consumes your time and your money. Then, just when you think you’re finally free of its spell, the damn thing spits out a mini version of you.

 

[highup]

Can't even do that anymore.

Pinch her in the butt and tell her to chase you.
...'cmon, we can make this work
...please tell me she doesn't read this stuff

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Does anyone know of a new unadulterated or adulterated dictionary that shows the meanings of all these new nouns pronouns verbs etc?
I've always been confused but words mean things.
Now they mean other things, and I don't like change.
I'm so old I remember when gay meant happy.
I remember when I wasn't offended by the word trans ...portation
I remember when binary was something only Bill Gates understood.
I remember when:
...Those people standing over there and them people standing over there meant pretty much the same thing.
I shouldn't even bring stuff like that up because I don't want to offend them or there... Or if and when.

 

[DarisMulkin]

Pinch her in the butt and tell her to chase you.
...'cmon, we can make this work
...please tell me she doesn't read this stuff

Does anyone know of a new unadulterated or adulterated dictionary that shows the meanings of all these new nouns pronouns verbs etc?
I've always been confused but words mean things.
Now they mean other things, and I don't like change.
I'm so old I remember when gay meant happy.
I remember when I wasn't offended by the word trans ...portation
I remember when binary was something only Bill Gates understood.
I remember when:
...Those people standing over there and them people standing over there meant pretty much the same thing.
I shouldn't even bring stuff like that up because I don't want to offend them or there... Or if and when.

Here you go Hi, figure this out:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mi...ll-using-wrong-pronouns-felony-fineable-10000

 

[C.J.]

Here you go Hi, figure this out:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mi...ll-using-wrong-pronouns-felony-fineable-10000

That’s crazy.

 

[JPfloor]

It very hard not to be offensive these days. Here’s a new one… One of my grandson’s teachers told him referring to someone as ma’am or sir is offensive. Not because of gender but because we forced slaves to use those words. First time I heard that one? I use them as terms of respect towards everyone, and taught him to do the same…Gotta find a new school…

 

[Incognito]

It very hard not to be offensive these days. Here’s a new one… One of my grandson’s teachers told him referring to someone as ma’am or sir is offensive. Not because of gender but because we forced slaves to use those words. First time I heard that one? I use them as terms of respect towards everyone, and taught him to do the same…Gotta find a new school…

Yeah, public schools needn't involve so much extraneous ideology when Johnny CANT READ. People will lose faith and abandon public education if they dont turn around and fly right.

 

[highup]

Here you go Hi, figure this out:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mi...ll-using-wrong-pronouns-felony-fineable-10000

You don't get 5 years for robbing a bank. These people live in a tiny bubble, not realizing how stupid that is.