Jokes
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They are probably the "One eyed purple people eaters" already.
Not looking.....
.....and definitely not for them types.
......how long before I can see again?
I'm thinking manufactured.
That's not what I thought they were going to say.....
....close tho.
....close tho.
A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.
”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”
”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”
I think old timey parables were more profound.... but i take the meaning
They tweaked it a bit.
Thrist juvenile swine.
Duh!
Need to slap those cadavers around and make them talk.
The article is actually slightly more complex than rhe headline. The woman in question who was murdered succumbed to her injury after she had given a full account of the incident to police.... hence the headline.
