Jokes
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Typical bait and switch.
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A man out shopping bought some new condoms.
When he got home, his wife noticed the brand.
“Olympic condoms? What makes them so special?” she asked.
“There are three colors,” he replied. “Gold, silver and bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asked.
“Gold, of course,” said the man.
“Really?” she said.
“Why don’t you wear silver—it would be nice if you came second for a change!”
When he got home, his wife noticed the brand.
“Olympic condoms? What makes them so special?” she asked.
“There are three colors,” he replied. “Gold, silver and bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asked.
“Gold, of course,” said the man.
“Really?” she said.
“Why don’t you wear silver—it would be nice if you came second for a change!”
A mandate isn't a law.
It's when two men go to dinner.
It's when two men go to dinner.
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Prayers needed friends! Just got back from emergency room! Bar owner put ice cubes in urinal got frost bitten penis!
That isn't exactly bragging.
.....depending on how you envision the circumstances.
My first thoughts were Mini Me.
Long Dong Silver was a close second.
No no no... thats designer!
Work like that is common here. Saw a bathroom once where the vinyl was cut an inch short of the wall. The customer thought it looked good.
Wow wood grain tile.
.....or is it tile grained wood?
