Jokes
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Two questions.
Did anyone notice every person in the video that you can see has a selfie cam holder thingy?
Do you own a selfie cam video cam holder thingy?
Why would I take pictures of myself, I'm not a Kardashian.
Imagine if you will, your life being so unhappy...
...that you are offended by a plastic potato.
...that you are offended by a plastic potato.
Don't know he sees in her.
I wonder how many guests are going to have that up on the mantle above the fireplace.
.......and he agreed to that dress?
I'm guessing that she doesn't work for a living, or if she does she, "works" for a living.
Leroy was a single guy.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife.
One evening, he met the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman obtained his business card.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men!
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife.
One evening, he met the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman obtained his business card.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men!
I had to trace out an ellipse the other day and had to figure out the foci points. I googled that shit and found a program where you enter both the x and y radius and it spits out the answer for you. Didn’t need to show my work either. Lol.
And you wonder why it's stupid for kids to have pencils these days.
.......we have gotten to the point where there's no going backwards.
Sounds crazy, but it's reality.
I did use a pencil.
I used one today but I just drew squiggly lines, numbers and arrows.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.
