....attaboy.
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....attaboy.
I've said it before Rusty. I sure like you finding the good ones and posting them here for us.
Usually I find them first and he copies them off FB from me, but I do the same so that's alright.
Mrs Jones went to a psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband’s face while you are having sex?”
“Well, yes, I did once.”
“And how did he look?”
“Very angry.”
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well that’s very interesting, we must look into this further.
Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband’s face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that one time?”
“He was looking through the window at us.”
The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband’s face while you are having sex?”
“Well, yes, I did once.”
“And how did he look?”
“Very angry.”
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well that’s very interesting, we must look into this further.
Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband’s face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that one time?”
“He was looking through the window at us.”
...but there's only a few now and then that he could put here, right?
Some of them, like the ones with the kids in the hazmat suits, I get from another forum.
Oh I so wish...... that I knew how to hack Facebook and add that to their system responses.
You should join Daris and I on Facebook.
