Sign on a carpet salesman's desk

[Floorist]

"Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine."

 

[FloorMaven]

"Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine."

Not the accommodating character you might expect from a salesman.

 

[Darol Wester]

I use to have a sign that I threatened to use on occasion that said, "Your procrastination is no reason for me to have and emergency"

Very similar.

Usually something that happens just before the holidays.

 

[Floorist]

"Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine."

This was in a discussion we were having elsewhere about whether there is such a thing as a carpet emergency. I had a customer tell me one time, that his wife would kill him if the carpet wasn't in before Christmas. But she didn't.