Odds and Ends

[Floorist]

A bank robber walks up to one of his hostages and asks, "Did you see my face?"

The hostage replies, "Yes."

The robber takes aim and shoots the man in the head.

...
He turns to the next man. "And did you see my face?"

"No, but my wife caught a glimpse!"

 

[Floorist]

 

[Nick]

 

[zannej]

"I have the meat!" LOL!!!!

 

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I'm so glad our winter weather is just soggy and icky with periods of nice enough.
63 yesterday and we have a few more days close to that, then rain towards the weekend. Lows have been 33 to 37

 

[Floorist]

 

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Absolutely dead on description.

 

[Jon]

You guys wanna swap??
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/110195761/record-temperatures-possible-as-heatwave-hits-new-zealand

 

[Floorist]

 

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Been a rough day, I should hit the shower.

 

[zannej]

LOL.
I don't have the pics to show, but apparently if you live in one of the very cold areas, you can take some balloons, fill them up with water & food coloring, and leave them outside overnight and they will explode into colorful ice "sculptures".

 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

 

[Jon]

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I can see the resemblance Nick

 

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I'd expect to see a sack of cement in the background.

 

[Nick]

The shoes are curing in the trunk .. LOL!

 

[highup]

They make molds for shoes? Never would'a thought.

Need some money Nick. I won the powerball tonight.

 

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20 big ones. ....and I'm talkin' Washingtons! Wahoo!

 

[zannej]

My father was from Jersey. LOL.
The "I run my mouth alot" it something I can relate to. It's the only running I do.

Frodo just shared this on the plumbing forums and I can't stop listening:


Their "Wolf Totem" song is also very cool. They only have two songs out thus far, but I'm hoping they will make more. Their instruments are awesome, and I like the singing.

The red and blue instruments are horsehead fiddles and the green is a tovshuur.

 

[Nick]

Send the adoption papers High ..